Jayson

Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.

Person1: "I love you"
(Person1's mind: "lol, jk")

Carter: I'm a legend

Jayson: shut up

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Carter

He claims himself as a legend, but he’s really an anime/hentai watching nerd, he attempts to enlighten people by claiming he’s the only real person in this “reality”. He’s an idiot, but at the end of the day, he’s still Mr. StealYourGirl

Carter you’re a nerd

“No I’m not, I’m a legend”

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