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Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.

Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 2, 2013

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Swedge

A word used by Batman whenever he needs to do something specifically with a tool. (ie. clamp, cut, splice, squeeze, etc.)

Give me that tool so I can swedge this together.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 1, 2013

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Spelling Queen

An educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the English language. She uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. However, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. For this reason she has earned the title of a queen.

Person A writes: "an outrages amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "it's outrageous"
Person A corrects sentence: "an outragous amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "I SAID IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

A true Spelling Queen would be able to read through this definition and example and mock it for improper spelling found therein.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 4, 2013

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dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.

Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019