wtfayd

What The Fuck Are You Doing?

You're an idiot, so I have to ask wtfayd?

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defenestration

The act of throwing out Microsoft Windows and running Apple OS X/iOS or Android/Linux.

My defenestration was complete when I replaced my Dell with an iMac and synced my iPad and iPhone with it.

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nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

gircle

a circle in Google+

I added you to my gircles.

I found you on Gircle. (Instead of the time-consuming, "I found you on Google Plus.")

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