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Noun. Bleeding obvious
Derivation- The thing shouts for itself. As a fun alteration of Res ipsa loquitur which literally means ' the thing speaks for itself ' ( something obvious )
Its clearly evident that vaccines protect us from COVID-19 ! It's a case of Res ipsa shoutitur ! Absolutely obvious !
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Noun.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
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Meaning- Tinea capitis ( fungus infection of the scalp) due to fungal germs contracted from a cat.
Background - As an aide memoire and a funny play of words to bring attention to tinea capitis from fungal organisms contracted from a cat
Senior Doctor to medical student- Hey ! The child has tinea capitis. Have you asked history of cat exposure? Remember tinea catipis!
The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )
Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !
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A proposed government policy involving-
1) Banning the manufacture of guns and bullets for civilian use and confiscation of all civilian guns.
2) Strict enforcement of the above and heavy penalties for non-compliance.
3) Rewarding the families from whom guns are recovered with a voucher that provides one free cappuccino every day for one year in selected coffeehouses.
Can the government consider degunetization to fight gun crime ?
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