ster

Appended to a hard-sounding single-syllabled word to make it more softer sounding and more friendly and light, but without changing its meaning. Sometimes preceded by a similar sounding irrelevant words for dramatic effect. Usage originates from the North of England.

Get the pot on. I'm ready for a brewster.

Isn't that train duester by now? I've been waiting ages.

Wait for me. I need the bogster before we go for the chipsters.

Get the ale in, you knobster

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luigi

Added to the end of a sentence, when in a conversation with a mate and in unusual company, to secretly direct your mate's attention to approaching person(s).

LUIGI = Look Up Instantly - Girls/Guys Incoming.

mate1: did you see those two guys with the sack?
mate2: they look very suspicious, luigi

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Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

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man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

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suitcase

A portmanteau word used to describe someone mad, eccentric, deranged or mentally irregular
Derived from the film title - Morgan: A suit(able) (nut/fruit/head)case for treatment.
Often used in a repidundant rhyming alliterative way

... mad, crazy, crackpot, crank, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc

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