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A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.
I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.
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N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.
TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.
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A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.
That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.
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Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.
That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!
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Asocial partygoers who chaindrink around the keg and vanish the instant the keg is spent.
Cindi came back to us feeling a little foolish after failing to engage those keghuggers in conversation.
N.The effect of ones scrotum sticking to ones leg for any reason.
Knowing that my goods might nadhere to my thigh,I wisely chose to wear briefs instead of boxers.
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A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.
I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.
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