trouser sauce

Trouser sauce refers to male ejaculate left visible on one's pants. Usually, trouser sauce occurs following a handjob or blowjob in an automobile.

After my girl jerked me off in the drivers seat, I had a bunch of trouser sauce all over my jeans.

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low key big hog

Somewhat large penis. Not huge but larger than average.

“Dave used to brag that the ladies all love his low key big hog.”

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fusnarus

Fusnarus refers to protruding female genetalia, and use of same to entrap (or snare) a man.

At first I was iffy about taking Lois out but all that changed when I saw that fusnarus of hers. Now she's getting alimony out of me every month!