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buttless enemy

Your butt less enemy made friends with me today and she did not want me to do anything else except for put it inside of her anal.

My buttless enemy is my girlfriend at dinner with my parents, my buttless enemy didn't go to class today and I was very sad because it's my only girlfriend, my buttless enemy made friends with the ice cream man and I was very jealous, my buttless enemy has a toy and she wanted to show me how she does it better, call me my buttless enemy got the mail and we made a lot of money off of doing that.

by Nohandle@weather August 2, 2021


The bomb

When something was off the hook.

When the girl got out she had to change and then I had to like block for her and stuff but it was still the bomb.

by Nohandle@weather September 21, 2021


Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.

I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.

by Nohandle@weather September 6, 2021


Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.

I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.

by Nohandle@weather September 6, 2021


Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021


Rigidy ratchet

The definition of rigidity ratchet is that she took up all of the clothes in the f****** house and f****** still had a bunch of period blood in the toilet.

The girl was rigidy ratchet but I still took her home to take her on top of my other girlfriend.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021


VF outdoor

Today I got very drunk with my wife and went to work at VF outdoor.

VF outdoors useless, I had a boner at VF outdoor, without VF outdoor I would always be broke, VF outdoor made me think too much, after I got off of work at VF outdoor I was free.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021