crunkaso

A powerful, wild, drunken punch that connects and often knocks out the opponent. A combination of "crunk" and "chingaso".

Man, that fight was square, except for that last crunkaso. Se puso bien chevere despues. <It was awesome after that.>

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Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.

That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!

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phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.

This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.

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steppin razor

1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.

2. A razor used to cut up drugs.

3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.

4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.

1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.

2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.

3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?

4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.

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Camfauxdians

Fake Cambodians.

Look at all those Hmong Camfauxdians pretending to be Cambodian when they're actually Viets.
Bunch of chumps representing Angkor when they're really from Hanoi.

Exposal

Combination of "exposure" and "disposal." Exposal is something that takes place when a person is exposed and embarrassed to the point where they leave and never return.

It's exposal season on Worldstar. People are being exposed and disposed of.

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gush

V. To worship something excessively. To spout off verbally over how much you like something.

That Emo girl was gushing over how much she loves She Wants Revenge.

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