Naughty Vatnik

Russian military slang for when a male soldier sucks off his comrade, who orgasms just as the antipersonnel explosive kills them both.

Out of respect for Russia’s notorious homophobia, “Cock sucking Russian who got an explosion in his mouth and pretty much everywhere else” has been retired.

“Ivan was getting a Naughty Vatnik from Dmitry when a Javelin penetrated his bunghole.”

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