One Direction

One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.

Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.

Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3

Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu

Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD

Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333

Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.

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