PE

A fun subject that is really good until you need to go shower

Teacher: PE is finished go shower
All students: FUCKING BASTARD

Ape

A negative slang word for a black Shemale (never say this to a black person or you will get hit)

Adam: Wow its a ape!
Black person: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME??!?!??
Black person: Downloads the "whipping" app on his black nokia 612
Adam: *Gets belted*
Adam: FUCKING BASTARD