vosher

The Vegan version of "Kosher".

I'm sorry, that tofu and zucchini kebab was grilled within 2 feet of a hamburger, that's just not vosher.

hedar

Hedar (Highly Educated, Dumb as Rocks)

So this hedar college professor decides to take his kids on a multi-state jaunt in the middle of a pandemic... for educational purposes.