bush

1989-1993 The President of the United States.
1993-2001 A British "grunge" rock band that sounded exactly like Nirvana.
2001- The President of the United States.

1992 - Bush lost the election to Clinton.
1995 - Why are you still talking about Bush? He left office years ago! Oh, you mean some Neo-Grunge band from the UK.
2004 - A new album by Bush? No, the President is not making any new albums.

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Curb feeler

1.)A Device attached to the front end of a automobile, for the purpose of detecting curbs.2.)Somebody who is so wasted that they crawl along the ground, hugging the curb as mentioned in the first definition.

"Man that fucker is a curb feeler"

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Kowaii

"Kowaii" is the improper romanization of the Japanese word "kawaii", which means "cute."
May be incorrectly transliterated by n00bs to watching anime.

The hopelessly n00bish fangirl incorrectly

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cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

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