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A Russian pee-shooter.
I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.
A lie so completely fabricated and insane it turns out to be true.
I told my grade school friends Iâd traveled to the future. A classic perfidiosyncrasy, they asked me who was president. Donald Trump, i lied. They didnât believe anything I said after that.
The sports network for gay women.
Hey honey, change it to LESPN, thereâs a WNBA game I want to watch!
A man who gets aroused watching his lady cheat on him with corpses. Typically while dressed as a wizard.
As she mounted the cadaver, she noted her lover's arousal, and she thought being with a cuckromancer might be ok after all.
A being with classically male characteristics, but expressing traits like a seahorse or marsupial, so they can carry their developing offspring.
I thought it was a beer belly at first, but then I found out Iâm a wombman. Expecting.
When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.
My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.
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Condensing a complex and nuanced argument into 140 characters, while maintaining complexity and nuance.
Please just give me ten more minutes! Trying to reply to this post about intersectional ableism in 21st century matriarchal polygamist sects and I need to concentweet.