Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

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Vagvantage

Advantages woman have, just by being a woman

I get my drinks paid for and doors open but you don't because of vagvantage.

Clitter

Glitter on a stripper.

I got some of her clitter on my face

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