Anal Vinyard

When two homosexual lovers have anal sex over a wine barrel, the oils from the activity slowly fill the barrel. This oil containing mostly liquid feces, semen, blood, and sweat is then fermented for roughly four months and then bottled, sometimes carbonated if by the buyer. This liquid delicacy is enjoyed only by those who can afford it, and mostly used to cater big parties. The majority of people who like it say it tastes like caviar mixed with vegemite.

When Two guys who love eachother, A & B, lets call A Cody, and B Damian decide they want to make love oils in a barrel. And produce their own brand this is refered to as an anal vinyard.

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lavanal lips

the vulva
pussy lips

Her lavanal lips gently caressed his manhood as he penetrated her vagina
Her lavanal lips were wet with desire for the warmth
of his hot tounge

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Homophobic

Homophobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings toward homosexuality or people who are identified or perceived as being lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT). Very often Christians who hide behind the Bible to be homophobic even though “love thy neighbour as you love thyself”. I have found out that a lot of people on urban dictionary are homophobic and transphobic.

???: dad…I’m gay
Dad: no son of mine will be in a relationship with a man.
???:*gay confusion*…wtf is wrong with you? Why are you so homophobic?