Double boxing

This refers to when you are eating Kraft cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese (Scooby-Doo, Sponge Bob, etc.) and have to cook two boxes instead of one because the serving size is smaller.

Everyone knows that the cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese is the best; I've been double boxing every day this week.

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Noobraham Lincoln

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

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Birthday Dump

A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.

Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.

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