Yasmina

Used to live in lemonistan and is likely going to die hit by a blimp. She had a pony named Albert. But he died of a heart attack when he saw the movie Independance Day.

Stranger : I heard Yasmina is coming to town.
Stranger 2 : I have a banana in my ass.

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Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

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