Soulmate

A person who annoyes the heck out of you but you somehow can’t leave them. They’re a part of your SOUL you’re stuck darling🥲

(Soulmates are supposed to love each other, i forgot to mention that)

I wen’t out to grab some milk but came back with a soulmate, it just somehow doesn’t. Want. To. Leave. Me. Alone

(help i have to go to the toilet but my soulmate doesn't let me go!!)

William

basic British name, if you’re looking for a old British man on tinder just write William and they’ll all pop up :)

And if you’re young and you’re still named William... no i can’t... that would be serious

“I went to William’s Funeral”

William: “oh... let me tell you...uhm... about the good old dayys..”