Pornosynthesis

The process of absorbing energy from porn.

Every normal teenage boy must get their energy through pornosynthesis, otherwise, they will wilt and die.

millenial glow

The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.

“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”

“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”

“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”

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