Shrigma female

Noun.
Shrigma female is opposite of male shrigma. The sherigma male is a man who has had a few organic mushrooms, feeling great, wants to fuck, wants no drama, and feel the vibe. The conflict will take place when a female does not understand the males shroom thoughts.

Hey darling, "Would you like a shroom?"

"Oh fuck yeah!," says the Shrigma female.
The Shrigma female is mad at the Shrigma male ;because they have done the same drug but they are not having the same sexual vibes.
The Shregma male really just wants the, mushroom eating female, to fuck.. get it..

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Baldeater

noun.

A new aged pussy licker. A female who likes to lick vagina. She is pre historic and no longer eats vagina with hair on it.. previously none as a capermuntcher.

I want to eat you Baldeater and it better not have hair on it!

doucheomitis

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..

Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!