b-rex

Short for wordbonosaurus/word. An swelling of the male member by the circulation of blood, also known as an erection. Used to refer to an erection in public.

1. You see that girl? She got major hotential, and gave me a massive b-rex.

2. Damnit, why did i wear sweatpants today! Now everyone can see my massive 8 inch b-rex!

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Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

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captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

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