Vida

Vida is the most annoying dickhead I’ve ever met. She won’t take no for an answer, she never shuts up and every time I tell her to fuck off, she agrees, but comes running back to me the next day. If you ever meet a Vida, stay clear, they’re trouble.

Guy 1: Oh no, there’s Vida.
Guy 2: Dude, run, she’s coming this way!

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