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When you fart on thermal camera, and it shows up in the thermal imaging.
Person 1: *farts in the cold in front of thermal camera
Person 2: WTF?
Person 2: Yep, that's one of those foxtail farts.
When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.
Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...
When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.
Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ