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Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.
Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.
Conductor: I want some dark chocolate violin notes!
Players: That's a real Atkin comparison!
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Verb: Used by musicians when busking a lot in order to gain large amounts of money.
Megabusking is differentiated from normal busking by its intent: busking can be for the pleasure, while megabusking is solely for the money.
Megabusking can be used to pay off large debts, or to make up for large non-refundable payments.
Boy: Oh God, I've just paid a £1000 deposit to a grammar school I don't want to go to! What do I do?
Girl: We've got to get the money somehow... LET'S MEGABUSK!
I enjoy megabusking.
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Being so diseased, you're almost deceased.
Can be applied to the entire body, or a particular organ.
Having deseased organs sucks, or so I'm told :/
God, I'm so ill. I'm feeling really deseased.
NO. THAT'S NOT A TYPO! I REALLY AM DESEASED.
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A euphemism or innuendo relating to people who play in the lower brass section of the orchestra.
Applies solely to people who play the trombone, euphonium, baritone and tuba.
Girl: I like your tuba, is it full sized?
Boy: Gosh, that's a real euphoniumism!
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A term used when a harpist uses the A sharp and D sharp pedals on their instrument. This position is when the harpist's legs are most widely apart.
If a harpist keeps their legs in the A# D# position for longer than necessary, it can look very sexually suggestive. It is therefore the harping equivalent of a 'Y shaped coffin'.
Can also be abbreviated to 'A# D#', as well as 'A sharp D sharp position' and 'A sharp D sharp'
"Ew, look at that harpist, she's totally A# D#"
"I'm sorry, but the A# D# position just doesn't work with guys'
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Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.
*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
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A phrase used by musicians to describe the music of film composer Hans Zimmer when it is pleasing to the ear, soul or sexual organs.
Common results of listening to Zimmerporn are eargasms and extreme jizzing.
To truly understand Zimmerporn and its effects, one must listen to Zimmerporn itself.
Good examples of well-known Zimmerporn are the soundtracks to the 'Pirates of the Carribean' films and 'Gladiator'.
A lesser known, yet still as eargasmic example would be Zimmer's music for 'The Da Vinci Code', particularly 'Chevaliers de Sangreal'
NOT to be confused with Zimmerframeporn, which is something entirely different.
Person 1: WHOA, LOOK AT THIS! HANS ZIMMER IS SCORING A NEW MOVIE!
Person 2: I cannot WAIT for that Zimmerporn.
Boy: Hey, look at the Zimmerporn I have on my phone!
Girl: Zimmerporn turns me on. ;)
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