Anita Loos effect

This refers to men having a preference for blondes, as well as the supposed increased sales of magazines that feature a blonde on the cover. Named after Anita Loos, author and screenwriter, who wrote "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes."

We'll put a well-endowed blonde on the cover of next month's magazine and take advantage of the Anita Loos effect.

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Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."

Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

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Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

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sorority pull toy

The penis of a frat man.

Melissa looked forward to a session with her sorority pull toy at the party later.

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full balcony

Very large endowment of the chest.

Here's to breast augmentation surgery, and the full balcony that I got from it!

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ginger envy

This is envy of redheads or guys with redheaded girlfriends; based on their allure and reputation for strong sexual desire.

Seamus and Molly were the envy of all his mates because of Molly's bright red hair and her unbridled sexual intrepidness. You might say that he was the target of ginger envy.

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frat boy hell

Very noisy off-campus apartments.

Living in frat boy hell does have its compensations: occasionally younger guys will ask you out, and you're almost never awakened by morning noises.

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