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TMIV = Too Much Information Violation. The crime of publicly showboating gross, personal conversations in close proximity to others who do not have the option to run away e.g. a cubicle-style office environment.
Craig (on phone): "No doctor, I was trying to remove an eyelash when I sliced my eye open with the tweezers. The puss is really distracting me from my work."
Brad: (stands up at opposite cubby): "TMIV!! Dude, ENOUGH with the eye talk, I almost puked up my taco."
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The art of juggling multiple guys at once.
Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."
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The state of acting like you live in the television show, Beverly Hills 90210.
"OMG that is SO 90210" (re: highly dramatic situation or conflict)
"Well she was being really 90210-ish about it so I decided not to invite her."
Kelly: "I'm not going to the party because I don't want to run into Jeff there, he might be with his new girlfriend."
Michelle: "Oh come on, Kel. Don't be so 90210."
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A prolonged series of hostile, passive aggressive acts directed at random, unsuspecting men by a woman who is still mad over her last breakup.
Courtney: "I heard that Mary threw a drink on Todd last night when he asked her to go home with him."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."
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Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
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Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
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