Guampler

A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.

Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!

Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!

Person: What's your favorite album by them?

Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.

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Colonial Heights

A small city in Virginia composed of 97% white people, 2% black, and 1% asian/other.

Nicknames:
"Colonial Whites"
"CH"
"CW"

Colnial Heights Resident 1: When's the last time you seen a nigger in this town man?

Colonial Heights Resident 2: It's been a minute man.

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