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Christcunt

A really rude and disrespectful Christian who does not accept other people's beliefs and uses their own beliefs to justify bad actions

That old Christian lady chastised me for being an atheist. She was a complete Christcunt.

by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018


Fucanglong

AKA, Futs-Lung, an ancient Chinese dragon that guards all the hidden treasures deep within the earth. He possesses a magic pearl that multiplies when touched (since the pearl represents wisdom, it is considered the most valuable of all his treasures).

It takes 3,000 years for Futs-Lung to grow to his terrific adult size. Newly hatched, he looks much like an eel. By 500 years of age, Futs-Lung has grown a head that resembles a carp's. By his 1,500th birthday, he will grow a long tail, a head with a thick beard, and four stumpy legs with claws. At the age of 2,000, Futs-Lung will have horns.

Once you touch the Fucanglong's pearl it will start to multiply and you'll end up having more pearls.

by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018


Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018


Heptalogy

A series comprised of seven distinct works.

A heptalogy has seven works. An example of this is Harry Potter which is one of the most famous heptalogies.

by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018


Irish Elk

An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).

As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.

It was also known as the Giant Deer.

Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018


Barely legal

When you become a legal adult but are still not legal enough to do other things.

My son just turned 18. He was now a legal adult who could smoke, vote for president and watch NC-17 rated movies. But he was also Barely legal, meaning he's not legal enough to do other things like drink alcohol, enter clubs or even rent a car (those three things are only for those aged 21 and over).

by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018

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