Impen

Impen (imp-PEN?) \proper noun\
Commonly grouped with: Douglas

1. a carnivorous man

2. in folklore: wielder of the key to the universe. (Note: According to scholars, the "key to the universe" references an unusual anatomy of the dextral manus"

3. In French: I surrender.

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snutted numbdude

Noun

1. A dog made of boogers that spits on and licks everybody. Literally everybody.

A snutted numbdude comes out on Halloween and scares everybody.