Dividing by 0

The quickest way to end life as we know it.

Me: Don't even try dividing by 0.
Person: *divides by 0*
*universe implodes*

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Delta Airlines

Makes you wait 5000000000 hours before boarding

A: Where are you?
B: Still in New York.
A: Why?
B: I'm flying Delta Airlines.
A: I pity you right now.
B: FML.

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Creeper

Exploding thin green thing that kills you. They are everywhere.

Player: :D
*BOOM*
You Died!
Player: Aw man, I got blasted by a creeper again!
Player 2: U R NOOB
Player: D:

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Filipino

Filipinos are not just "another race". We are hardworking, honest, and proud to be alive and well. Our country may be small, but we still love and respect it. Who cares if we're short? Who cares if we're poor? We live everywhere in the world. We don't eat rice and work all day. We have vacation time! Some of us are ANNOYED and ANGERED by the stereotypes that Americans and other people make up about us. We try to be friendly and on good terms with people. But sometimes people just don't care...

In conclusion, a Filipino is an honest, kind, loyal, and friendly person. A Filipino is WHO I AM!!!

I AM A FILIPINO!!!!!!!!!!

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