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i met the indian

to have sex after a long period of drought

After a long sexless marriage, I met the Indian.

by Norman Noble February 9, 2015


pussytweet

To use Twitter in order to aira grievance in a childish way

Jesus Christ. Now Trump is pussytweeting about the cast of Hamilton. Maybe if we #pussytweet every time he pussytweets, he'll grow the fuck up and act like he's the president!

by Norman Noble November 22, 2016