took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

Take the cart

The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!