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A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.
Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, Iâm a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle
The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.
Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.