nipple chicken

A small carniverous asexual-hermaphroditic creature that has been found on every continant of the Earth, including Madagascar. It has the body of a chicken, but its feet are two large bulbous protrusions that look like breasts.

Did you hear about that nipple chicken attack last week?
Yeah! I read about it on the North American Nipple Chicken Awareness Coalition's website, www.nipplechicken.tk!

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