Northerner

An unintelligent individual who is usually spotted wearing Adidas and Le Coq Sportif tracksuits in an order to be perceived as "Trendy". Often found rifling through bins for food, they are the lowest form of scum, after Australians.

Communicate using animal like slang and resort to violence for any possible reason. This is often started by the large swarms of Chavs or Townies hanging under every shop doorway. Favor shops like Tesco and the local corner shops where they are seen illegally buying Cigarettes and cheap Booze.

Always carry drugs on their person as they are able to be bought at every turn.

Northern England, Why live any where else?

I'm a northerner. Don't rage.

"Wanna go up to northern England for the weekend?"
"I'd rather lick my own Arse hole"

"Ayup Youth, wanna come down t' pub to get pissed we me? Got 10 quid but it'll be right innit.

I'm a northerner.

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