cock killer

A vagina so rough, wild, and relentless in the goal of achieving an orgasm in the bedroom that ultimately results in penile breakage.

After his "injury" caused by Rihanna's overzealous romantic escapades, Peter banished her from his fuckbook account as a certified cock killer and ended up never fornicating with her again.

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Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

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fartkake

A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.

Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.