bang out

descriptive of a situation that turns out badly or was of lower quality than of that expected or first advertised

"Bang out kevs gone off with that bloke from the pub to partake in some prison sex behind the tramp farm"

sticky mango

The act of ejaculating on to ones hand and proceeding to vigorously fist a sexual partner.

I have no idea how she got pregnant. We always use protection. I always wrap it up, but did you not give her a Sticky Mango last month.