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The Middle Eastern Queue is when three people are having sex, standing up. And they are standing in the countries of Lebanon, Israel and Syria. And it's like a merry-go-round, you have to keep pushing and moving, while all three people are standing in a different country.
1. "Hey Susan, I just had sex in three different countries, at THE SAME TIME!" Susan: "You did The Middle Eastern Queue, you naughty boy!"
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Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "å丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
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Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "å丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.
1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
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In Norway during the 1850's, the average citizen was poor, tired and uneducated. And last but not least they were bored and were looking for some way to reach something close to euphoria, during something other then sex. So a group of elderly women decided to try something new, and so the first Moaning Circle was born. A Moaning Circle consists of minimum 4 persons, all sitting in a circle. They sit about half an arms length away from each other, and everybody is completely naked. And once everybody is ready, you start masturbating the person sitting to your right. And the important thing is to moan, while, and whenever you feel pleasure. And once you reach your climax, you must let it take you away and let the primal beast within you scream with pleasure, while continuing to satisfy the person to your right. The idea is that you get a unison climax, and that the multiple satisfactory moans of your circle will take you to a new level of euphoria.
1. "MY GOD, i was in a Moaning circle with your sister the other day, and I must say she moans like a savage beast!"
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