cool mil

One million dollars.

Invest aggresively and by the time you're 50 you might have a cool mil.

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Dunkin Flownut

When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.

Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.