oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

rhinonasty

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"

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Tricky Dicky

1. Derisive nickname for former President Richard Milhous Nixon.

2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).

"He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can...Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man."

"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."

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