Dicture

When a male sends a picture of his dick through a social media message platform. It may be sent unsolicited or solicited.

A guy just sent me a dicture. I must say, it’s not very appealing.

Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.

Shitposter

A prime example of someone who uses social media platforms to post memes and or gifs to make people laugh.

Ali loves to make people laugh, she’s a shitposter and a proud one at that.

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Chippin wood in the hood

Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.

Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

Brown Pinky Promise

When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.

Ali and Eric made a Brown Pinky Promise. To never get drunk like that again.