A Soufmleat is a soulmate but in a more platonic way. Like you're not dating but you're platonic soulmates. And since platonic soulmates is too fucking long to type, the new word is Soufmleat.
"Omg did we just send each other the same meme at the same time?! SOUFMLEAT SHIT BRo"
Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.
Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.
A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.
"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."