Andreas

Andreas is an extremely unique name for men. The reason why it’s so unique and rare is because it was actually illegal to name your kid Andreas. It was illegal because it is believed to be a name of ancient Gods and Kings, and when given the name Andreas you are more likely to succeed than others, and you will most likely be very beautiful. These advantages has caused problems in society because it is actually proven by several research reports and experiments that the name does in fact give you God like abilities and enormous benefits in life. It has now become legal to name your kid Andreas, but it’s still fround upon.. Especially in Norway, where the name seem to provide more benefits and qualities.

I wish you could be more like an Andreas
I once dated someone called Andreas
I would love to make you look more like an Andreas
Oh, I’ll have an Andreas please