conjugal sex

Sex between two consenting people.

Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!

STD QUEEN

A female, or a effeminate man, that likes to be treated like a queen, that is a frequent flyer at the free clinic for her “re-check” for chlamydia, gonorrea, heroes, genital warts (HPV), .........

A: Britney called again, she’s got a drainage and a smell for the 3rd time this month. B: Tell her to come on in to the clinic for treatment. A: Good thing we’re crowning her as the “STD QUEEN” for the month since this is her second positive GC (Gonorrhea-Chlymidia) this week!!