Buttfuck, Egypt

A less intelligent version of the original "Bumfuck, Egypt."

n.; orig. US milit. jargon Bumfuck, Egypt, a very distant and remote place

Bumfuck is not a real city in Egypt. It is the proper noun for a mythical city used as a metaphor for a very remote location.

Normal people end up in Bumfuck, Egypt, but I'm retarded so I inadvertently sent him to Buttfuck, Egypt, instead.

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ya'll

The incorrect spelling of the contraction "y'all." In English, we use the apostrophe to replace letters when squishing two or more words together. In the case of y'all, the apostrophe replaces "ou" in "you" or "a" in "ya," depending on whether or not you can pronounce "you" correctly (you all or ya all). The sound of "all" does not change.

"Ya'll" would more correctly be a contraction for "ya will," and it sounds like "yuh-ull" because ya sounds like "yuh" and "'ll" sounds like "ull." In this case, the "ya" sound does not change.

You all:
Are y'all coming with us tonight?
Y'all better not do that!

Ya will:
Ya'll be sorry if ya do that after ya were told not to.
Ya'll be lucky if ya don't get a whippin' for doing it anyway.

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