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Barrows Stick

A penis that is marked by its enormity and ability to make slutty college girls refer to it simply as "huge". Stories surrounding this allegedly massive chunk of man meat involve making girls cum multiple times during sexual interactions, a ton of alcohol, yearning for puffy pink nipples and boatloads of pornography.

Steve: "The Barrows Stick needs to be let out of its cage. It's been forever."
Prescott: "You mean the acorn?"
Steve: "No. I mean the Barrows Stick. It's huge and deserves a good home."

by Not Clay Matthews February 2, 2011