Nutes

A man who is thicker “than a bowl of oatmeal” his booty is big enough to shake the earth.

Guy 1 “ Can you feel shaking, is there an earthquake”
Guy 2 “ look it NUTES!”

Ava

A type of bacteria that lives at the bottem of the sea staying up past her bed time and wearing sock with sandals

Dude 1:Yo I had this date earlier and she was wearing socks and sandals and I just left

Dude 2:Dude you just met an Ava

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