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A short, hectic lesbian who's about as into stoning as their dad is.
They're the sort of person who uses 4 times too much water when making a dahl and is suprisingly good at turning their hand into a self portrait.
Also, where are they? They never seem to be here.
Person 1: Where's Temea?
Person 2: Dunno, she's not been seen for 391 years
A really sweet guy who's about as into rainbows as he is into sleeping in jeans.
Not Omran: Hey Omran?
Omran: Yeah???
Not Omran: Are you happy a positive definition of 'Omran' is now on Urban Dictionary?
Omran: Not as happy as when my two friends broke into my room to put up some flashing rainbow lights.
Apparently served with instant noodles
Kemp Porter's serving suggestion for Ramen is nothing short of cultural appropriation
A member of Holbrook is definitely shady and should not be approached. Their motives are not currently understood but are definitely hostile in nature. They cannot be trusted under any circumstance. They are thought to have links with the Underground, SPECTRE and Tekashi 69 and are therefore enemies of the state.
Holbrook member: Hey, I'm from Holbrook.
Non-Holbrook member: *hastily running away*
Something you'll have to email your university halls 'defects team' about because the latch has bent in the wind.
Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.
Person 1: I've got a business proposition for you involving a definitely not pyramid scheme with windows.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.